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ISWEAREVERYSTORYHASALESSON

"Every Story's Got A Lesson" is a minor song in Ride the Cyclone. It is sung by Ocean after "Noel's Lament", expressing Ocean's belief that every story has a lesson, but Noel's did not.

Lyrics[]

Ocean [spoken]:
Noel didn’t even talk about anything real! It was just a song about him wanting to be a sex worker in the old-fashioned days! What is even the moral in his song anyway? What does it teach you? What’s the lesson?

Karnak [spoken]:
Not every story has a lesson, Ocean.

Ocean:
NOOOOOOO
Every story
Has a lesson!
Every story-

[Whistling]

Every story's got a lesson
A simple moral to be told
Although a tale may twist and turn

Constance/Jane/Ricky/Mischa:
There's always something you can learn

Ocean:
A nugget of wisdom, solid gold!

Constance/Jane/Ricky/Mischa:
Solid gold!

Trivia[]

  • The backing track is almost entirely reused from Play to Win, Ocean's original number.

Official Audio[]

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