"My divine Talia... When I look into your almond eyes, I do not see the boy I am, but the man I must become to possess you. I want to take all of the pain from your soul, and in the passion factory of my heart, transform it into functional joy. I want to take your hand by the Cheremosh River and with all Ukraine as witness, take you as my wife. And we shall sing and dance and drink... And then I shall whispеr in your ear, 'Let rivers run wild or lеt them be damned.' My perfect Talia, I lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood."
Natalia Muruska Bolinska, better known as Talia, is Mischa's online fiancée, who regularly leaves mostly positive comments on Mischa's "Bad Egg" YouTube videos.
Trivia[]
- She was played in early shows by Celine Stubel, who also played Astrid, a character that was cut from the show, and Penny Lamb in Legoland.
- It's speculated that she was in love with both Mischa and Astrid in the older productions.
- She is real. She is coming back. She will save us from the rapture.